Everything I need to know, I learned from the ROG

If you're going to pretend to be a doctor, lawyer, or indian chief, make sure you have the paper wprk to back it up.� This gois for being an ACT-or, darling*Duncan is easy to annoy* Beer is good* Chicks love the nose* Beer is great* Joe always keeps a running tab* Beer is the life* If you're renovationg an old house, get someone in*The past will
always come back to haunt you* Always keep a six-pack handy* Basements are good places to dry out wet recipies* Did I mention the beer?* If you're gonna risk your head, get Mac to pay you for it* Beer* Always go to antique auctions, it might be some of your stuff* Beer* "I hate moving"* Beer, beer, beer* Don't stay in any hotel Adam Pierson can afford* Beer* *There can be only one!*Chicks loves the toes, too* Beer*� It's fun to watch MacLeod wrestle with one of his moral dilemas*When I was younger, ming vases were a dime a dozen* Beer is the best* Never let them call you "Old Man" around Watchers* Beer x 50* "I don't know, it looked pretty funny from where I was standing"* Beeeeeer* When push comes to shove, the old guys head for the hills*Joe is easy to annoy* eer* If you can't win the fight, let Duncan take your head* B-e-e-r* When in the same room as Amanda, always keep a hand on your wallet* I did mention the beer, didn't I?* Seeing someone you love breathing thru a tube sucks* BEER!* Wanna survive the Game? Be your own Watcher *Beer* Life without Alexa is unthinkable* BEEEEEEER* Crossing the Atlantic in a rowboat full of Irish Monks is never a good idea* Beer,beer,beer* Qucikenings indoors can ruin Mac's dojo* Beer* Cats make good distractions* Beer* Wanna get something of yours back? Amanda knows how to rob a Watcher's Headquarters* Beer*Survive at all costs* Beer x 75* If you're gonna die, don't come back to life around fellow Watchers!* Beer is the drink of the Gods* Who the hell knows what the Prize is?* Beer, beer, beer* When someone says they owe you, collect* Beer (are you getting the idea?)* Hangovers suck, but Immortal healing does wonders* Beer* Amanda is easy to annoy* Beer* If you need a place to crash, visit MacLeod* Beer* Be wary of people with tattos on thier wrists* Dark Quickenings suck* If Mac dies, Amanda will be free to date* I haven't mentioned Beer in a while* Never leave your journals lying around* Beer?* Kronos is the end of time, and he sure as hell ain't
gonna let anyone forget it* Beer, beer* Amanda with WHITE hair?! Ugh!* Beer (are you sencing a pattern?)* Richie is easy to annoy* Beer* When
Mac wants to play marrige guidence counsellor, refuse* Beer* Hell!
EVERYONE is easy to annoy* Geniuses are a special breed* Beer* Brothers share* Beer* It's okay to pretend to be a Watcher, as long as you only use the information to stay away from other Immortals* Beer x 100* Carrige chases are a good way to get your heart racing, especially if Byron is driving* Beer* Caspian is just plain weird* Beer* If someone
swings a sword at your head, duck* Beer x 150* A thousand regretts...*
Life without beer would be unthinkable* The Bible is SO way off I can't
even BEGIN to tell you...* Beer, Beer, Beer,* I mentioned the nose,
right?* When in doubt, blame Mac* There is nothing a cold mug of beer
can't solve* Another Immortal's in town? Take a vacation!* Joe doesn't
mind if you hack into his Watcher database, just as long as he doesn't
catch you* Beer x 200* What they don't know can't hurt you* Beer* 5000
years is a long time* Beer* Wives: the more, the better (65, 66, 67...)*
Scotch (what happens if Mac's out of beer?)* Never get between Mac and that damned Expresso machine, (I swear it's possesed!)* What did I say before? Mac's out of beer? OH, GODS NO!!!!*

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